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meekrah:

what I learnt last night: if you’re imagining a creepy thing in your room or outside and it’s coming to get you, just imagine that it met another creepy thing and they started making out, forgetting you entirely. 

It worked for me

hisangelandimpala:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

imdadcter:

doctorwhofanpagegroup:

thetasrose:

thefourteenthdoctor:

Ten and Rose

I fully believe that this is what goes on in the Doctor’s mind when Rose is near.

in the first photo..

doctor- LETS GO ROSE!

I believe it’s ALLONSY

winchester-and-son:

do-tha-loki-motion:

miss-azura:

morepotatoes:

The Avengers in 1978

TONY.

TONY ARE YOU OKAY.

#TONY U LOOK LIKE A MASSIVE DILDO #or a salt shaker

HE LOOKS LIKE A HOOVER I

art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

  • Me: FRICK YES I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO CARRY ALL THIS LAUNDRY IN ONE GO
  • That one sock: lol bye

mustbang:

DO YOU EVER GET SUCH A NICE MESSAGE THAT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND AND YOU KEEP REWRITING YOUR REPLY BECAUSE YOU CAN’T ARTICULATE THE GRATITUDE YOU FEEL FOR IT AND HOW MUCH LOVE YOU FEEL FOR THE PERSON WHO SENT IT AND YOU JUST 

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missusdowney:

Are we not gonna talk about this? [link]

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”